AFL great Gary Ablett Sr. and Gerard Depardieu 

Shawn "the Jewish hitting machine" Green and Walter Jr. from Breaking Bad

Class act Albert Belle and Ice Cube

Serial traitor Pat Riley and serial trader Gordon Gekko

Tennis bad girl Jennifer Capriati and Monica Lewinsky

Former Laker Shannon Brown and Chris "Lover of Women" Brown (not related)

F1 driver Jensen Button and Coldplay's Chris Martin

Tennis player Billie Jean King and Elton John

Texas Ranger Prince Fielder and Vito Corleone

Magic/Celtics/Cloppers coach Doc Rivers and the Exxon Valdez oil spill

Oklahoma City coach Scott Brooks and Eric "E" Murphy from Entourage

Legendary NHL coach Scotty Bowman and Bob Hope

Don Sutton and Art Garfunkel

Wimbledon champ Goran Ivanisevic and Marco (from Tropoya) from "Taken"

Honus Wagner and Napoleon Bonaparte 

Former Rocket/Clipper/Timberwolf/Celtic/Buck/Maverick/Net/Sun Sam Cassell and Admiral Ackbar

Andre Agassi and Genesis frontman Phil Collins

Overrated football coach Charlie Weis and a manatee 

U.S. Open champ and UCLA alum Cory Pavin (Go Bruins!) and Queen frontman Freddie Mercury

Former Red Sox/Angel/Met Mo Vaughn and Rick Ross

Power hitter David Eckstein and Kevin McAllister from "Home Alone"

Packers coach Vince Lombardi and Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev 

Dodgers Manager Don Mattingly and B-list actor Kurt Russell

Florida coach Billy Donovan and Ray Liota

Rollie Fingers and Charles I of England & Scotland